A true story

A true statement 

Warning! What you read here May or may not be true or my personal experience, if asked, I have the right to disclaim and disavow any knowledge or any part of it, I have the right to perjure myself even in the face of any evidence, facts or witnesses. I should always be presumed to be innocent, always, just like a politician, or an officer of law.

Now I will tell you some stories.

Sent from my iPod