Wednesday, August 16, 2006



1. Suspect reality, it is really really not what you really really think.

2. God has a sense of humor, you should get one too.

3. According to the holy books, God has a Manic Depressive, Sadistic, Narcissistic, Spiteful, Vengeful, Schizophrenic, and Egotistical personality, and he created man in HIS own image.

4. Try to do something good everyday, enjoy yourself a little everyday. But never be afraid to die on any given day. You will not do anything to save the world, to make it change for better, or worse for everyone and forever, no one has ever done that yet. And you are not about to.

5. Don't put too much stock in the Average Intelligence.

6. Some smart people do very dumb things, dumb people are not known for doing smart things.

7. Of all the known animals, only humans go out of their way just to hurt another.

8. Watch if someone tells you it is for your own good, it never is.

9. Never trust a politician, pimp, prostitute, preacher, a psychologist,or a policeman.

10. And the first thing we loose in death is our pride.


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