Thursday, February 07, 2008

THE AMERICAN TRAITORS

THE AMERICAN TRAITOR’S PARTY

As you have noticed, today in the United States there are only two political parties. People are forced to join one or the other even if their chosen party does not really portray and explain their political beliefs or agenda in full. Democrats and Republican, both always seem to be fighting with each other on matters large and small, yet some legislation always gets passed and the people who help pass these bills never get the proper recognition and credit. So I here now propose to establish a new American Political Party hereto fore called the “American Traitors Party”.
THE AMERICAN TRAITORS PARTY
1. We the members of the great American traitors party here by establish the organization to promote the new American Ideal of bringing equality among the working classes around the globe, to promote stupidity and to reduce the brain power and thinking ability of the American children and workers.
2. As neither the Democrats or the Republicans wish to promote our ideals in the open, and try to hide our agenda among their memberships we plan to expose those who really should be in our party but practice their own don’t ask don’t tell policy.
3. We believe that for too long the American workers have had it made and they do not fully appreciate that we are their masters and we CAN and WILL let their children starve and eat from dumpsters and landfills while they watch football and baseball and various sundry stupid TV shows and worry about the American Idols.
4. That an average American is a stupid jackass and we can impose NAFTA and CAFTA and GATT while they think it is all for their own good.
5. We propose to create a nation of hamburger flippers and coffee brewers and tell them they should be proud of their work while we export technology and real jobs that add value to a product by creating and or improving it.
6. We will destroy the American currency, have it devalued so the country can be sold to the foreigners while we take the money and move overseas.

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