BUZZ WINDRIP FOR PRESIDENT

04/07.2008

MR. BERZELIUS ( BUZZ) WINDRIP FOR PRESIDENT


It was while back when The Dothan Eagle had asked of its readers as to whom should be our next president, I apologies for being late with my recommendation but I am proud to introduce to you to my favorite for the president in 2008, the incomparable Mr. Berzelius
(Buzz) Windrip.

My acquaintance with Buzz is not new, though many in our country have never heard of him lately, but Buzz has been known in the political circles for a very long time. And even though many in today’s politics have tried to copy him, George Bush comes the closest in his actions and Reagan and Obama, Clinton and McCain are close in oratory, but none is the genuine article. Mr. Windrip is a man of the common persons, humble and unassuming but he has the work of the people at heart. He truly feels our pains and is ready to take on the challenges of the country, if only we will give him our loyal and unquestioning support, without any hesitance or equivocation on our part, such as is being asked of by the three major candidates.

If you will take the time please, study his platform and you will see that he is anti-war and anti-peace, he is a member of the NRA yet he was also on the board of the Brady commission, he is for a balanced budget and a strong American dollar yet he does not care how high the deficits run so long as he has money to give to the American people, he is for the labor and against the unions and fully supports free trade no matter the Chinese oppression of her people, he is also going to the Olympics, now that is fair minded as all get out. He is against torture but does not want to interfere with the Arab regimes that are willing to do so. He is against global warming but sees the absolute right of the US and the American people not to have to sacrifice anything. His mantra being that the Americans have so many God given rights that they will never have to suffer any consequences of their actions. “It Can’t Happen Here” is what he always tells me.

Buzz Windrip is the best friend of the workers and the bankers and the large corporations and the common people, he is also against all taxes. So as we go to the polls in November, please remember, write in the name Buzz Windrip as your favorite for the president of the United States, “and thank you for your support“.

P.S. My thanks to my dear friend Sinclair Lewis who introduced me to Mr. Buzz Windrip.